The mighty list of late-night creativity (or is that just brain-noice temporarily seeking verbal expression?)
-- Overuse of "ye" and "yield"

"Ye shall be crushed under the might of mine army!"
"Yield now! And I shall spare you the humiliation!"
"Yield! You filthy little maggot!"
"Ye shall see my power, and ye shall be afraid. Ye shall be very afraid."
-- A few ironic "hey, I just killed half your army, but that's no reason not to joke about it"
"Oops.. Was that one of your guys?"
"Oh, was that an army? Must've missed it..."
"Are you sure your guys have weapons? My guys have..."
"There's nothing wrong with what you're doing. I'm just doing it better."
-- Monty Python
(This could be a side-dish trigger-finger contest - the first user to send the counter-question wins

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"What's the average flight speed of a swallow?"
"An african or a european swallow?"